Last week, Nature asked Does it take too long to publish research?
Then, @AcademicsSay posted a tweet which was, of course, funny as always but contained far more irony than was perhaps intended.
Here is our reply, to both Nature and to @AcademicsSay (and for the record, we love this opportunity to address these two sources of scholarly joy side by side. Kudos that you made into such great company. Both of you.)